nightbladez
New Member
I'll become immortal or die trying
Posts: 5
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Post by nightbladez on Aug 4, 2008 3:33:55 GMT -5
Hey, i made this for ppl to put up funny quotes and maybe some other stuff, but mostly quotes that ppl can have a good laugh at. so i got some listed here, feel free to use them as quotes in your account.
You give a new meaning to the term "counter-intelligence."
Here's my proposal: you stand there and I'll hit you!
I win. you die. Do you need any more lessons on inevitability?
If you can't beat them... arrange to have them beaten
When in doubt, either invent something or kill something
Well, it looks like this is the end of the world. Open warfare... with idiots
the ladies have been checking me out lately.... could it be the 10 push-ups i've been cranking out every other Sunday? - Perhaps!" -Scrubs
Some people are a lot like slinkys... kinda useless, not really good for anything -but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
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Post by Smokethief on Aug 4, 2008 5:26:20 GMT -5
;D
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
The meek shall inherit the Earth after I am done with it.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself!
Don't take life too seriously. Nobody gets out of it alive anyway..
You are as sweet as a lemon....
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Post by plated on Aug 4, 2008 13:39:56 GMT -5
...this is where I nod, and act like im listening...
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Post by Drdan on Aug 4, 2008 22:08:37 GMT -5
[Undisclose Toon]: Who the $&@# is Smoke? Smokethief has removed [Undisclosed Toon] from the guild.
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Post by Smokethief on Aug 5, 2008 9:52:55 GMT -5
[Undisclose Toon]: Who the $&@# is Smoke? Smokethief had removed [Undisclosed Toon] from the guild. Lol yeah I remember him.....
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Post by freerex on Aug 6, 2008 1:24:04 GMT -5
My quote is " you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose.
thank about that one
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Post by Kyiia on Aug 8, 2008 18:39:06 GMT -5
Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs... Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
----Jurassic Park
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Post by dhrolin on Aug 18, 2008 20:52:13 GMT -5
My quote is (many of you have heard me say this): "Sleep is for wimps."
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Post by romathura on Sept 7, 2008 15:05:38 GMT -5
MOPEDS FTW!!! Ok, we have 4 warriors and a paladin, the paladin is the only one specced to tank, LET'S DO THIS! Armor>Weapons A Powerful weapon is no use if you do not live long enough to wield it. The best defense is a good defense. Real men tank instances with a giant 2h, blessing of might and ret aura.
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Scorpio
Junior Member
72 BM Hunter
Posts: 23
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Post by Scorpio on Sept 17, 2008 5:26:53 GMT -5
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" -General Such a. Such during a battle in the civil war, last words.
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Post by romansoldier on Nov 12, 2008 10:42:47 GMT -5
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
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Post by Autumne on Nov 12, 2008 11:05:45 GMT -5
Oh...since we went to math lol
There are 3 kinds of mathematicians...those who can count, and those who cannot..........Albert Einstein
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Post by holynitez on May 13, 2009 11:01:08 GMT -5
ok u pick einstein ill take caesar.caesar:u ask u'll recieve in a multitude of 100 times what u asked.
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